OK so I know this website called my life is average. And this is one of my favs that I saved thought I would share with everyone.
"Today in AP government we were talking about current events, including the Tiger Woods scandal. My teacher explained that he paid 2.5 million per girl to keep their mouth shut. Then he asked the class at large if they would sleep with Tiger for 2.5 million, and a boy raised his hand and said, "For 2.5 million I'd even hold him afterwards." MLIA