Secret Caller

Well I thought I was going to be the first one to tell you this but I guess I am not now because Cassie already did. Well I will tell you the real story I got a call and it was restricted so I answer it and the guy said hey can I talk to Bob and I said no there is no Bob here. So then he calls me again and wanted Bob and I was like he is not here and he said Susy give the phone to Bob and I said I am not her. So then after a few calls I missed one from him and it said will you go out with me and if you say no I will leave you alone so when he called called back he asked the question and I said NO and he said it again and I told him now that we are going out why don't you on Monday kiss me on the cheek? And he said can I do it on the lips and I said yeah why not and yesterday he did it because he called me and told me why did you kick me? and I lost it I was like Susy is not my name it is well you know my name and that I go to Beville not Godwin. SO after about 4 hours of peace he calls asking for Bob and I said "IF YOU CALL ME ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO CALL THE POLICE!" And I haven't heard from him yet.
And that is the real story and I will be locking my phone so that no restricted numbers can come in.